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    12/21/2007

    语文老师——不容易(转)

    题目:其中
    学生:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

    批语:你是蜈蚣吗?


    题目:陆陆续续
    学生: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
    批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?



    题目:欣欣向荣
    学生:我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
    批语:孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗?



    题目:难过
    学生:我家门前有条水沟很难过。
    批语:老师更难过  



    题目:又  又  
    学生:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
    批语:你的妈妈  是变形金钢吗?



    题目:况且
    学生:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且  
    批语:我死了算了



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